Stick-a-Day #18 • January 31, 2012

Tomorrow's Open Mic night at The Museum of Sex. Two of my coworkers are coming to see me tell a story. I told them it could get a little "blue." I'm a little nervous about telling a sex story in front of them. I hope I don't chicken out and lose my mojo, such as it is. 

Stick-a-Day #17 • January 30, 2012

A very quick and sloppy post, because I'm off to Union Hall
to see Bare: Stories of Sex, Desire, and Romance. You should go, if only
to see Jefferson in his vinyl trousers.  

Stick-a-Day #16 • January 29, 2012

It's time for my mammogram.

To those of you ladies who have not yet experienced the test:
It hurts like hell; you'll feel like some bizarre version of a
latter-day Giles Corey. 

Stick-a-Day #15 • January 28, 2012

I had a first date not so long ago—it didn't go well.
I did all the talking; he didn't have much to say. It was exhausting.
 
At the end of the date he walked me to the subway and invited me
back to his apartment. I told him no. His reply: "Oh come on.
I haven't had sex in SO long."
(He certainly knew how to make a lady feel special!)

Thank god the train came.
I honestly thought I'd never hear from him again, but he kept emailing
me until I told him I was seeing someone else.

He was outraged.

Stick-a-Day #14 • January 27, 2012

It rained today and so I took an umbrella with me when I left the house.
By the way, I pronounce "umbrella" with the accent on the first
syllable (UM-brella). It's how my father pronounced it.

Stick-a-Day #13 • January 26, 2012

When I traveled through Asia a million years ago,
I met a German woman named Silke. She told me that in Germany,
"She has a lot of wood in front of the hut," is euphemism
for "large breasts."

Stick-a-Day #12 • January 25, 2012

I'm a little worried that my full-time freelance gig
might go away soon.

Stick-a-Day #11 • January 24, 2012

I'm starting a podcast soon.
 This is the image I'm considering for the logo.

Stick-a-Day #10 • January 23, 2012

On November 6, 2011, I ran—and finished—the New York City Marathon.

People often ask me what my time was. I keep it a closely guarded secret. 

Stick-a-Day #9 • January 22, 2012

Stick-a-Day #8 • January 21, 2012

Stick-a-Day #7 • January 20, 2012

Me before coffee.
(Hey, they're not all gonna be home runs.)

Stick-a-Day #6 • January 19, 2012

Ladies, this goes for the vents on your jackets and skirts, too:
SNIP THE TACKING!

No Post Today

Stop SOPA

Stick-a-Day #5 • January 17, 2012

Happy Birthday to my friend Jefferson: sexpot, writer, storyteller, entrepreneur, and puzzle
 (that's all I'm willing to say in public).
Enjoy your big day, Wonder Boy!
xoxo

Stick-a-Day #4 • January 16, 2012

The times, they are a changin'.

Stick-a-Day #3 • January 15, 2012

Stick-a-Day #2 • January 14, 2012

One of my New Year's resolutions is to do Kegels regularly. So far, so good. 

The good thing about Kegels is that no one knows you're doing them. One day, you and I may be chatting — and all the while, I could be Kegeling.

Stick-a-Day #1 • January 13, 2012

My January so far. (I did other stuff, too.)