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| Ladies, this goes for the vents on your jackets and skirts, too: SNIP THE TACKING! |
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Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
1 comments:
ahhh! drives me absolutely mad!
I just want to walk up and cut it for them - not just that but also on blazers
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