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| It's time for my mammogram. To those of you ladies who have not yet experienced the test: It hurts like hell; you'll feel like some bizarre version of a latter-day Giles Corey. |
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| It's time for my mammogram. To those of you ladies who have not yet experienced the test: It hurts like hell; you'll feel like some bizarre version of a latter-day Giles Corey. |
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
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