Stick-a-Day #15 • January 28, 2012

I had a first date not so long ago—it didn't go well.
I did all the talking; he didn't have much to say. It was exhausting.
 
At the end of the date he walked me to the subway and invited me
back to his apartment. I told him no. His reply: "Oh come on.
I haven't had sex in SO long."
(He certainly knew how to make a lady feel special!)

Thank god the train came.
I honestly thought I'd never hear from him again, but he kept emailing
me until I told him I was seeing someone else.

He was outraged.