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| When I traveled through Asia a million years ago, I met a German woman named Silke. She told me that in Germany, "She has a lot of wood in front of the hut," is euphemism for "large breasts." |
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Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
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