* If you don't understand the reference, ask someone over forty.
3.17.2010
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Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
2 comments:
Ya know, the M60 only goes down Broadway as far as 106th Street. Of course, we know you go down on Broadway anywhere.
(a) I did that on purpose, as sort of red herring. The actual "incident" took place near my sister-in-law's apartment (she lives along the M60 route) and I didn't want to freak her out, in case she sees this post. (If you are reading this, C., sorry!)
(b) Guilty as charged.
(c) Heh.
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