This will NOT be me tomorrow evening ...

I'm having a quiet night in. However, if you do something ridiculous, please don't forget to submit pictures. Be careful everybody and have a splendid New Year's Eve!

A Little Sartorial Advice

Great Moments in Sex Blogger Tweets, No. 1

Luka always thought of herself as an open-minded person, but she drew the line at forced relations between crispy snacks.

Threesome of a Certain Age

I forgot to mention ...

I won a StorySlam at The Moth back in September! The theme was Awkward and I told a story from my blog. (I'm not revealing which one just yet.) Now I'll get to compete in the next GrandSlam ... whenever that is.