22.12.09
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Newly kinky • Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
2 comments:
Excellent. Also true of skirts.
This is a true PSA. You should do more of these. I'm sure my mother would be willing to help provide ideas. She's a self-appointed member of the fashion police. ;)
With every coat sold, they should hand out a flyer with your advice on it.
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