And did I get my kink on?
Oh yes. Yes I did.
By the way, I have the very best shrink in New York City. And because I do not share, perfect emotional health will forever elude everyone but me.
Just so we're all clear.

Newly kinky • Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game

“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
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