Kinky Stick Figure: Oh, It Stung, All Right

9.10.08

Working Titles for My Autobiography

• I Have Problems You Couldn't Possibly Understand

• The Blind Leading the Stupid Leading the Wounded

• I Learn Hard But I Learn Well

• You Can't Buy Booze with Food Stamps

• It's Not a Sore Throat—It's Weenie Burn

• Don't Go on a Date with One Person When You Have Another Person's Dried Splooge on Your Face

• When Fun Turns to Tragedy

• Our Neti Pots, Ourselves

• Oh, Go Ahead: Pee on Me

• Shut Up, She Explained

• But I'm an Orphan!

• Thank God I'm an Orphan

• My Life: A Cautionary Tale

• You Can Do It! (And If You Can't, I'll Do It for You)

• Good. Now You Know How I Felt.

• Don't Let This Happen to You