
Newly kinky • Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
***
“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
***
“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
***
“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
3 comments:
I like to think we provide a public service by giving people something to talk about in the cab home. I will continue to humiliate myself for the greater good.
It's so patriotic of you!
We do generate our own fodder, don't we. Still to come are the tale of amusing the waiter at Odeon and frightening the salesperson at Home Depot!
That should have been a priceless look on that woman fave!
Post a Comment