

From today until November 15, I vow to hang up my Hitachi, because I fear I may have—at least temporarily—desensitized ... um ... myself.
Pray for me.
Newly kinky • Profoundly cute • Seriously smart • Moderately droll • Game
“There can be no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.”
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“She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.”
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“Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.”
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“After anal sex, we like shortcake!”
“... it had become a plan of breathtaking stupidity.”
4 comments:
Hilarious.
Did you notice the clit is acting sort of like a woman? Go figure!
My clit empathizes with your clit
Having worn out the motor of my first hitatchi, I understand, I empathize - give it a few days and you'll be back in action. Cheers!
Perfect post. That's it - just perfect.
dg
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